WE LOVE YOU, EDWARD

[thefourthvine]

The earthling is at a point in his life where he can go to restaurants, but it works better for everyone if, after I give my order (often to BB to relay to the waiter), the earthling and I go wander around outside until BB texts me to say the food has come

Comments

[laughingacademy]

I guess there is no Team Bella? Or is that not how that works? -- Bella is basically the Cup that the Teams are competing for.

[randomeliza]

That is a horrifying, and entirely accurate, way to put it. *shudder*

[lizey]

I am a random Eliza, and I agree.

[thefourthvine]

Um. Oh. That's - disturbing.

Although I tell you what, now I want a shirt that says: TEAM EDWARD AND JACOB - WHY SHOULD SHE HAVE TO CHOOSE? Threesomes are a valid solution, here!

Or Edward and Jacob could fuck each other and she could find someone less, um, prone to treat her like the Heisman Trophy.

[pslasher]

I want a shirt that says: TEAM EDWARD AND JACOB - WHY SHOULD SHE HAVE TO CHOOSE? Threesomes are a valid solution, here!
It totally is, and that's EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT while watching the movie!!!