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[theforceoncrack]

Oh my God EVERYONE STOP IT.

WHO HERE ISN'T ACTING LIKE A ROBOT?

Comments

[wrong_lever]

What's a robot?

[theforceoncrack]

A machine thing that ACTS LIKE YOU PEOPLE AARRGH

[wrong_lever]

Are they efficient?

[theforceoncrack]

I...guess so. If they're not broken or trying to take over the universe.

[not_riku_thx]

I think you might be overreacting.

[theforceoncrack]

....stop that.

[not_riku_thx]

Stop...what? I'm not doing anything wrong.

[theforceoncrack]

You're being creepy.

[emomachine]

That definition is inaccurate.

[theforceoncrack]

Huh?

[emomachine]

Robots do not act. They follow orders.

[theforceoncrack]

Well apparently they're following some weird order to be CREEPY.

[embracethewaves]

OH MY GOSH I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

I AM SO CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW.

[theforceoncrack]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING IS THIS SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE JOKE

[embracethewaves]

I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S TOTALLY WEIRD.

Oh jeez, I hope it's not contagious!!

[theforceoncrack]

Oh Jesus Christ, conta -

[erhabenheit]

I don't act a damn thing like that.

[theforceoncrack]

...Are you sure?

[erhabenheit]

Well, now I am. Something's interfering with my emotional subroutines, but if you're dissatisfied I can fake it. It's a little more work, but anything to put a smile on that charming face.

[theforceoncrack]

...Ch-charming?!