Okay... Ones of the strange conversations with myself and my fiance (he's sex obsessed, that may help you understand more :P):
Tom: "I bet you'd like a German... I hear they're quite efficient!"
Dave: "They make funny noises in bed. How would I know that?"
Tom: "That does make me wonder..."
*2 minutes later*
Dave: "Did you like french orals?"
Tom: "WHAT
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