Before I forget, a happy Jews-Can't-Eat-Or-Drink-Anything day to everyone!

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I'm considering writing in this stupid thing again. If I do so, will anyone read it? Sorry people, this requires comments. If no one cares, then I'll just keep my miserable life to myself.

A) Yes
B) I don't care

My cell phone has returned!

...I can't find Charlie's tags.

The Rise and Fall of Mitch Hedberg.

How to be emo.

If you want a story, keep reading. If you don't, skip to the part w/ the asterisks.

Mrs. Melvin, by all accounts, has never been mistaken for a personable, pleasant individual. I'd even go so far as to say that no one, save her wretched husband (who, I would hope, has killed himself by now to spare himself the agony of living a moment longer in her ( Read more... )

I was watching Band of Brothers (A WWII miniseries) and the brigade stumbled upon an abandoned concentration camp. There's no purpose to this entry and no life lesson is going to come out of it, but it was upsetting to me.

My chihuahua is dreaming and tossing about. No, that's not a euphimism.