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My foot vs. a pothole
... the pothole won.
That bastard hole was all covered up with leaves and whatnot, just like a Vietcong tiger trap... Charlie got me.
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Today's advice...
... do not cough when you have stitches in your stomach. -
The bad things about The Dark Knight
* Christian Bale's Batman voice - it's like he's doing a really bad Dirty Harry impersonation for the entire movie. At some points, it's actually really hard to understand what he's saying... he brings too much of the gravel voice ( Read more... ) -
Where I've been...
So, back in April, I started having this pain on my right side. I went to the doctor, and he diagnosed me as having a massively pulled muscle in my ribcage... he gave me muscle relaxers and sent me on my way ( Read more... ) -
Dear my appendix...
In six weeks, you're totally getting tossed in the trashcan!
Just giving you ample warning, jerk.
Brian
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