I'd kill for a shower (Active/ask)

Mar 10, 2010 23:36

Characters: Lucrecia Crescent, Hidan and Sasuke Itachi
Setting: Public Restrooms
Time: Night 16
Summary:Sasuke gets his wish for a bathroom. Then Hidan
Warnings: Does Hidan get a default language warning? Does Sasuke? May edit later.

two ninja, a beautiful woman and... the devil's baby. )

lucrecia crescent (final fantasy vii), hidan (naruto), !night 016, *acedia, uchiha sasuke (naruto)

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tasteyourdeath March 12 2010, 01:37:21 UTC
"Just the nurses', that's all; they can't do anything to me that lasts. Thanks, though." Hidan waved his hand dismissively at the offer; while the nurses had given him a few good clonks, he could recover from blunt trauma like that within a matter of seconds. He wondered if he should try cleaning his scythe off just now, or if the boy would flip out and try to kill him for laying a hand on his weapons. Considering the scythe cable was still tied around his wrist, he hardly thought it mattered, but ( ... )

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motherofdiscord March 12 2010, 02:55:55 UTC
Contrary to popular belief, Lu was not an idiot. She lacked common sense, on occasion, but really she was quite intelligent.

So when the tension in the room skyrocketed, she turned, wordless, back pressing into the sink and grabbing a towel to dry her face. If either of them were looking, it would appear as if one of the gems on her wrist had lit up, Barrier spell half cast in preparation for a fight.

Half of her was currently wondering if screaming would summon Mewtwo, or if he would be able to hear from that far away.

So, he's a member of the same criminal organization.

But this man wasn't a teenager who thought he owned the world, he was an adult and Lu had no trouble recognizing how dangerous he was. And if he was baiting Itachi into a fight...

Lu said nothing, wary arm rising to protect her baby, but otherwise calm and unafraid.

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to_seel March 12 2010, 04:57:31 UTC
In retrospect, this Hidan did pose danger - an endless one to Sasuke's patience. The good doctor's movement, subtle in her - precaution? fear? despair? - retreat brought the reality of their circumstance under his immediate care. Fortunately, the unlikely trio of Karin (loud), Suigetsu (louder, dangerous), and Juugo (silent, but never still) had educated him in the many fine ways of catering to a group's safety. If neither the man, nor the woman, nor the bundle of flesh hanging at her breast would occupy themselves with these little technicalities, Sasuke would. Survival was strategy.

He looked from Hidan to the infant, motioning slowly to the latter, "Lower your voice, or kill the child. You'll wake him." And then those things would trail the scent, find them and inconvenience.

"I need him." For now. "You won't kill him. That leaves you the single option." He attended to the sink for a moment, closing off the water, then letting his fingers dance over the looking glass above in some wicked contour that maybe had once shaped a face ( ... )

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tasteyourdeath March 13 2010, 02:11:03 UTC
"You know, if you need someone, you really shouldn't suggest that people kill them. One of these days, someone might take you up on it." Hidan smiled wryly at the comment, glancing at Lucrecia and Sephiroth, but made no move towards the pair; instead he allowed his eyes to linger on the sleeping bundle of blankets and the glowing gem on Lucrecia's bracelet. Some sort of seal, maybe? Or maybe that was some sort of weapon you could channel chakra though. Considering she was holding a jewel that looked sort of like that, earlier, along with a fucking crowbar.... well, he wouldn't doubt that they could be used as a weapon, somehow.

Even so, he obligingly returned to a more conversational volume, watching Sasuke sketch something like an invisible face on the mirror. Just what the hell was he doing? "No, see, Itachi wouldn't have to explain himself to me. He could just show me his fucking ring, or maybe his hitai-ate, neither of which you seem to have. He could have his partner vouch for him, if Big Blue was around. He could tell me what ( ... )

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motherofdiscord March 13 2010, 03:22:06 UTC
"Lower your voice, or kill the child. You'll wake him."

Lu's face went dangerously still. For a moment she just stared at the boy, lingering somewhere between mute horror and outrage.

"Lower your voice, or kill the child. You'll wake him."

"You ungrateful wretch."

The smile she gave Hidan was nearly sunny, if not for the very dangerous glint in her eyes. If you so much as think of laying a hand on him, you will rue the day you drew breath in this world. "Excuse me, Mr. Hidan, I'm sure your disagreement with this boy is perfectly valid, and I will happily allow you to continue castigating him momentarily, but if you would just allow me to say a few words."

Her apologies delivered, Lu turned on the boy, closing on him without fear. "Itachi, or whoever you happen to be at the moment, you will listen to me." Her eyes narrowed, hand coming up to grasp his ear in the universal gesture of angry mothers everywhere. "I warned you, you ungrateful, ignorant, spoiled child. What did I say? I told you before that I would only help you if ( ... )

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