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Scheme [ 011 ] || Victoria II - Voice Transmission

Jan 23, 2009 11:03

[Kristoph’s voice is strong and firm still, though its does have that slightly shaky quality to it. He’s speaking in rushed tones, and is more or less rather shaken up by the report he’s just gotten from the patrol outside.]

Attention all members of the Victoria II. We are under attack-I repeat, we are under attack. It is unknown at this moment ( Read more... )

*headdesks*, voice post, its the kristoph brand of fail, not as planned, shit just hit the fan, should never be captain :|, filter : victoria ii, i will not tolerate imperfection, this will not end well

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[Voice] peoplenpudding January 23 2009, 03:18:51 UTC

Mr. Gavin, what it is what's-aaaaaaaah!-wrong?! What's making all that crash! noise?

[Voice] thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 03:29:33 UTC

We're under attack, that's what's happening. Quickly help out in anyway you can to drive our attackers back.

[Voice] peoplenpudding January 23 2009, 03:37:58 UTC

Right! *sound of her getting her gun*

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[Voice] thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 03:56:39 UTC

If the stories are to be believed, they're Yetis. Mystical creatures born from the suspicion and feeble weak minds from people who live on paranoia and superstition and false childhood fairy tales.

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[Voice] thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 04:06:14 UTC

The guards were on patrol duty. Most of them haven't yet returned from their rounds. Now is the time for you to defend yourself I'm afraid, princess. Its either that or to die instead,

[Voice] a_playboy January 23 2009, 03:59:17 UTC

Excellent timing! It seems that the fun has just began...and here I thought it would just be another uneventful night.

[Voice] thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 04:01:05 UTC

I hardly call this fun anytime soon, sir; especially not with all our lives at stake now.

[Voice] a_playboy January 23 2009, 04:07:32 UTC

Ho-ho, friend! You misjudge my words! Think of this as a mere 'game'!

If you are not quicker than the fiends chasing you, then you die. These brutes aren't so tough, though are quite challenging in groups of five or more.

So I've heard from the fairy tales, it's a shame we do not have a chocobo or two to sacrifice to these uninvited guests...

Let's try not decorate the halls of the Victoria II with blood! I am sure the admiral will appreciate our efforts.

[Voice] thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 04:10:04 UTC

Yes, its a pity that the Victoria II doesn't own any chocobos in addition to the other animals we already have on board the vessel. Out life would've been so much more easier otherwise.

One can only wonder.

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paddyperformer January 23 2009, 04:12:40 UTC

What the hell? You told me that we wouldn't be! I'm not doing anything after being lied to.

thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 04:14:45 UTC

Then unless you wish to live, you're very free to leave this ship and freeze to death outside. Or get eaten by more of these beasts.

paddyperformer January 23 2009, 04:19:28 UTC

Yeah, I think I'll get off this ship! I'll be on the top deck, waiting for my ride out of here. Ladies don't freeze, whatever-your-name-is. They find someone else to do the dirty work while they're out buying sexy shoes.

thedevilsmile January 23 2009, 04:21:08 UTC

Then I only wish you the best of luck, Miss Reynolds.

[OOC: ...would it hurt to tell you that Big Papa Eater is at the top deck? And its freezing outside too. :|]

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