Today's new-age mantra:

[thechinesecurse]

I will not buy a glow-in-the-dark rubber jellyfish.

I will not buy a glow-in-the-dark rubber jellyfish.

I will not buy a glow-in-the-dark rubber jellyfish.

(Or a ninja rubber duckie. *stare* *stare* *covet*)

Comments

[chaosvizier]

I have a ninja rubber duckie. It is the greatest thing ever.