The Forbidden Life of the ever living Tyson....*Cheezy Sci-Fi Music*

[thecattyson]

My life started a long time ago...I say long because I don't count years...Only the # of times that I touch myself. So apon realizing that I was a man....I guess about 6000 years ago, I touched myself and became in my mind one year old. So back then my name was Abraham....but you can call me Abe. So, many years pass in a matter of days. The next

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[tortured_rabbit]

i cant believe you remembered so much of it, you hoebag! i congradulate you...i have the hicups...so i touched myself. twice, and once in the morning.

[xxxwitchgothxxx]

Stealing my touching of the self. To quote Drew "TRENDY FUCKS!"

[saramonkey1228]

tyson ur crazy!! i miss u!! i havent talked to u in forever! im living with tiffany now

[digitalflattery]

Holy crap I love your Icon!

[saramonkey1228]

lol...thanks

Whut Up Nigga

[thecattyson]

Hey give me a call sometime after 9:30.....I work too much.

[_lizziejane_]

pftahaha that was f*cking awesome

Twice. and once in the morning.

[easy_answers]

Very nice.
But you're not a man, not a woman, you're a dirty jew.