The Forbidden Life of the ever living Tyson....*Cheezy Sci-Fi Music*

[thecattyson]

My life started a long time ago...I say long because I don't count years...Only the # of times that I touch myself. So apon realizing that I was a man....I guess about 6000 years ago, I touched myself and became in my mind one year old. So back then my name was Abraham....but you can call me Abe. So, many years pass in a matter of days. The next thing I know, God's blessed my "prosperity." Apon learning of this I touch myself...and my wife gives birth to a son (Actually I had two, but the first one was a towel head....Dirka Dirka). I go to sleep one night and awake about 3000 real years later....except this time I'm a woman....Apon learning this, I touch myself. I'm about 300 million of my years though.....

More....to be continued....

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