you'd think that I'd want to at least attempt to avoid over generalizing, but really, so many things just aren't my problem.

The couple next to me is discussing the details of their divorce, and I honestly feel like crying ( Read more... )

It occurred to me, as I was consuming mass quantities of japanese udon noodles this afternoon, that I am in a continual state of reassuring myself that I am in fact saner than most people I know. This issue doesn't seem to want to resolve itself, especially in the face of such glaringly hypocritical instances as "waking up with confusing company: ( Read more... )

two things. I swear.

The coffee shop is possibly the gayest place I have ever been.,

perhaps in response to this observation, or maybe to an earlier sandwhich, I passed gas twice and then laughed to myself for at least 5 minutes.

its hard getting such a kick out of myself, but then again it might be all I have.

I had a dream that I was in greece last night...for some inexplicable reason I was sharing a hotel room with a midget fortune teller and a man who was wearing what can only be described as quad-focals. I was riding a ride that was similar to pirates of the carribean and was telling anyone who would listen how interesting it was that creatures that ( Read more... )

This morning I awoke with a pounding headache, a dry throat and essentially no knowledge of the events that led to me passing out in an upright position on my futon. Yet...despite all that, or perhaps because of it, I was suddenly overwhelmed with an inexplicable, quasi-overwhelming appreciation for the absurdity of my life ( Read more... )

Jeremiah 10:2-8 - Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with ( Read more... )

My cousin won John Mayer's Esquire Orphaned lyrics contest. If you read his interview, its not exactly hard to see the connection. I adore that guy and he deserves everything and more (give the guy a sandwhich).


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I've started using class-time to brush up on my crossword puzzle skills, which I admit are pretty sub-par. I think I've fabricated a hypothetical battle between myself and the puzzles because if I don't do them, I feel that they have somehow won. In life? In proving that I am not puzzle-minded? I have no idea. What I do know is that I cannot return ( Read more... )

The wisdom teeth were extracted this afternoon ( Read more... )