my neighbors might complain that i've been incessantly playing Melanie's Brand New Key too loud

said neighbors can eat one

so i was talking to a friend of mine ( Read more... )

so after having a nervous breakdown that more or less cost me my job in october ( Read more... )

so yeah, The Dark Knight is awesome. So awesome I've been up fer 24 hours and about to go to a classroom full a screamin' re-res, just to see the movie (the latter part is my job anyway ( Read more... )

I like my sports like I like my bands that sing "More Than Words": Extreme!

Thank you!

Thank you!

You're too kind.

Also, a joke to tell my kids that really piss me off...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because your mom's a whore.

Oh, I almost fergot!

While in the grocery store I passed by the movie bin, I peek out and see a movie with Bill Goldberg on the cover. The title is partially obscured, what I can see reads "Half Pa"

And I'm all "Hey, this isn't Half Past Dead! I own Half Past Dead! You, sir, are no Half Past Dead! What are you ( Read more... )

I am never teaching summer school ever again.

We have three days to set up our classes before the students come (the 1st,2nd, and 3rd). Since I'm teaching an early learner class (Foundations of Learning - for the Extra Retarded), one and a half of those are spent in training. So, in essence, hardly any time to prepare, plan activities that meet ( Read more... )

Happiness
Is telling 7 special ed kids that their music teacher died on Friday.

Yeah, my job sucks some times.

confusing, almost awkward moment of the day

confusing the term fromage with the term frottage

On my way to work I saw the license plate "FIDLE DD"

I assumed the driver must have been a pedophile.

Or a leprechaun.

Or both!

A leperphile

A pedochaun?

A Predacon!

The End.