Gather round while I sing you of Sylvia Brown
A dear lady whose creed is based upon true greed
Call her a fraudster, she won’t even frown
Fraudschter, Schmaudsters
Says Syliva Brown
Don’t say that she is un-mystical
Call rather her misses statistical
When a guess won’t hit home, who cares if it is sound?
That’s not my department
Says Sylvia Brown
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