I shall seek revenge on whoever used up all the hot water in the building this morning. Ruin my morning, will you?

If this requires becoming Batman and fucking shit up, all the more fun.

Champ tagged me with this "write 10 things that give you joy" thingy, so here it goes ( Read more... )

Dishwashing is the devil. In fact, there's only two types of jobs that can be considered lowlier then mine: jobs involving toilets and old people ( Read more... )

So we all knew it was coming. Suprisingly, the attack wasn't on US soil. Even so, it'll be interesting if a little sickening to see how things play out. Here's my guess ( Read more... )

So today I stumbled across a a list on the AIM front page. Without further ado, I bring you the "100 Greatest Americans ( Read more... )

At the request of Mr. William Bouvier, i've created a live journal. Apparently my sarcastic (and often alcohol-induced) ramblings are interesting to some people. Why on earth that is true is beyond me. With that in mind, the update schedule for this thing will be somewhere along the lines of whenever the fuck I feel like giving you a fix of my ( Read more... )