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theboiwonder

Patrols

Nov 05, 2009 00:09

Last Night:
3 prostitutes
6 dealers
2 buyers
1 kidnapper

Let's see if I can double that tonight.

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glasg0wsmile November 5 2009, 15:23:09 UTC

I want a Twelve Night's of Patrolling song. If you ever discourage 7 suspicious teenagers a'lurkin' or break up...

Fiiiiive prostitution RIIIINNGSS!

let me know. XD

mr_nygma November 6 2009, 21:12:30 UTC

GUHROSS I DON'T HAVE CORNS

paiyrx November 8 2009, 01:42:08 UTC

I'm sure you don't, uh, Eddie, I'm sure you don't.

mr_nygma November 8 2009, 01:43:24 UTC

With shoes like these?

( ... )

paiyrx November 8 2009, 01:44:10 UTC

You must uh, be boiling in that outfit.

Also, that was a fast reply..

mr_nygma November 8 2009, 01:58:20 UTC

Nah, ever wear Under Armour? Same idea.

Also, not as fast as your mom. ZING!

paiyrx November 8 2009, 01:59:43 UTC

*slaps*
MY MOTHER IS DEEEAAAAAD

mr_nygma November 8 2009, 02:15:14 UTC

Asterisks used to denote action are for pussies.

Also, I know.

paiyrx November 8 2009, 03:40:30 UTC

How about slashes?

DAT CORPSE

mr_nygma November 8 2009, 03:46:47 UTC

GAAAAAAY.

Also, just kidding. Sicko.

paiyrx November 8 2009, 03:47:46 UTC

Well, uh, of course slash is gay.

And I uhm, guess you must think I'm a, uh.. pretty sick guy..

mr_nygma November 8 2009, 03:49:28 UTC

At least you acknowledge your shortcomings.

UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

paiyrx November 8 2009, 03:49:58 UTC

Oh ho ho.

glasg0wsmile November 5 2009, 15:31:51 UTC

*nights :]

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