Patrols

[theboiwonder]

Last Night:
3 prostitutes
6 dealers
2 buyers
1 kidnapper

Let's see if I can double that tonight.

Comments

[loony_lucifer]

Someday we'll have to see you take down the Joker. (Erm. One way or another.)

[reflectionofsyn]

is it me, or does that sound like a round up for a 'went to a bar' joke?

Grats on the butt kickin’ though wonder boy =oP

[take_a_spin]

...And a partridge in a pear tree.

Oh, sorry. Wrong list.

[glasg0wsmile]

I love that we were both thinking this.

[glasg0wsmile]

I want a Twelve Night's of Patrolling song. If you ever discourage 7 suspicious teenagers a'lurkin' or break up...

Fiiiiive prostitution RIIIINNGSS!

let me know. XD

[take_a_spin]

You're a good person.

[glasg0wsmile]

Thanks. I try. I really do. ;]

[take_a_spin]

On the first night patrolling I went out and caught me a skinhead swiping a T.V.
On the second night patrolling I went out and caught me two ugly whores...
On the third night patrolling I went out and caught me three stupid dealers...
On the forth night patrolling I went out and caught me four greedy pimps...
On the fifth night patrolling I went out and caught me FIVE PROSTITUTION RIIIINGS...
On the sixth night patrolling I went out and caught me six needy buyers...

I got stuck there. You guys finish it.

[paiyrx]

Hey, uh, good job, Drake.