Patrols

[theboiwonder]

Last Night:
3 prostitutes
6 dealers
2 buyers
1 kidnapper

Let's see if I can double that tonight.

Comments

[glasg0wsmile]

I want a Twelve Night's of Patrolling song. If you ever discourage 7 suspicious teenagers a'lurkin' or break up...

Fiiiiive prostitution RIIIINNGSS!

let me know. XD

[take_a_spin]

You're a good person.

[glasg0wsmile]

Thanks. I try. I really do. ;]

[take_a_spin]

On the first night patrolling I went out and caught me a skinhead swiping a T.V.
On the second night patrolling I went out and caught me two ugly whores...
On the third night patrolling I went out and caught me three stupid dealers...
On the forth night patrolling I went out and caught me four greedy pimps...
On the fifth night patrolling I went out and caught me FIVE PROSTITUTION RIIIINGS...
On the sixth night patrolling I went out and caught me six needy buyers...

I got stuck there. You guys finish it.

[theboiwonder]

I think Riddler needs his corns rubbed. Why don't you hop to it.

[take_a_spin]

Your conception of the dominant party in this relationship is clearly and gravely misguided.

[theboiwonder]

True. I really can't see him sitting still for that. He'd be too busy groping you and touching himself lewdly. Such a charmer, that one.

[take_a_spin]

And yet you just wish you had him, don't you?

[ace_0f_knaves]

Don't mind me.

[take_a_spin]

I'm waiting for the cat fight, too. Don't worry. It's bound to happen.

[unpaidpiper]

Wow. LA suddenly became so much more complicated.

[theboiwonder]

About as much as I wish for someone to chop off one of my legs.

[take_a_spin]

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[mr_nygma]

What did I ever do to you?

[theboiwonder]

Plenty.

[mr_nygma]

I would prefer a numbered list, please.