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[thebestnation]

[Filtered to "family"]

Well, I slept well! Now time to-wait…what the hell?! Where is this?

That’s not…no. That’s definitely not me. It can’t be. I don’t have children! OR A HUSBAND!

[Public]

ALRIGHT! WHO’S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS!? I know someone had to have come up with it, or I wouldn't be here!

Ha Ha its so funny. Really now, the jokes over. I mean

Comments

[kol_shevik]

Да, comrade! America is far behind, even in tiny little houses.

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[thebestnation]

[thebestnation]

Why are you laughing!?

[kol_shevik]

You are sounding like woman over the phone, little America!

[thebestnation]

That's because I am.

[kol_shevik]

...I knew you had mentioned problems with drugs, but did not think it was this bad.

[thebestnation]

Drugs?

[kol_shevik]

Is exactly what I mean. Does America need intervention?

[thebestnation]

No! Because I'm not on drugs!!!

[kol_shevik]

...So what you are saying is that you are America, that you are woman, and that you are not on drugs?

[thebestnation]

Yes.

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[kol_shevik]

[LAUGHING.

AGAIN.

KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL]

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[kol_shevik]

Russia has to see this-- Where is comrade now? Can I get picture?

[thebestnation]

[She is so frustrated you could probably feel it through the phone.]

I'm at 766 Bunker street. Maybe if you "come see", you'll finally believe me.

[kol_shevik]

[AND HE'S TOTALLY OVER THERE like insanely fast. He wouldn't miss America on LSD for anything. He's also brought a camera he found in the house.]

Привет, comrade! Have you see little Америка?

[thebestnation]

[She just stares. He was serious about taking a picture?]

I'm right here.