"This is Derek Ashby. Leave me a message and I'll call you back."

(Contact mun here too)

Drunk frat guys make us all look bad. I probably just made an enemy of the whole fraternity tonight, but I could really care less.

Common sense, you mindless gorillas. If a girl tells you to leave her alone, you leave her alone. Or my fist will hit your neanderthal face again.

Four cups of coffee = $12
Snacks = $15
Awesome filming equipment = ...well, free
Filming in the park at 3am? priceless