Lard and Kitten are now official playmates. They're pouncing on each other and chasing each other around with little or no hissing from Lard. I'm so proud. My lard is such a sweet kitty. And it's only day 3 of the great kitten adventure.

...And I can't think of anything else to put here.

On the way home a flock of geese flew really low right over my car. I love Big Damn Birds. We're going to feed them disgusting cereal.

I just spent five hours trying to fall asleep with little success. I have a cold or flu or strep or some foul shit. In my few moments of sleep I dreamt that a bunch of nurses were milling around trying to figure out the best haunted British townhouse story to tell me ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? I hate classics. It's lazy teaching. Classics are classic because they're neutral and safe. All the controversy from them is long gone so you don't have to think. And I hate that teachers say "omg controversy!! the scandal!!!" at some old crap no one cares about anymore and then say "Oh gads, we can't talk about REAL ( Read more... )

These are links to websites.

http://www.livescience.com/

http://writ.news.findlaw.com/sebok/20040409.html

I have a real goddamn driver's license now! The picture's good, even. Only the insurance people are ignoring us and haven't put me on for mom's car yet. Fuckers ( Read more... )

I passed my driving test! The teacher was a very nice truck driver. I only got 4 points off out of the total 15 you can get and still pass. Hot DAMN ( Read more... )

I just saw an episode of Xtr33m 3ng1n33r1ng on the Discovery Channel. Apparently there's yet another Big Damn City-In-A-Building plan for Tokyo. It'll be 3/4ths of a mile high and roughly cylindrical. If they pull this off it will be just THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD, shit. Each slab on the side will be filled with stores and apartments and ( Read more... )

I just read an article about brain scans on people looking at pictures of folks they lusted after and ones they claimed to love. Apparently love and lust activate distinct areas of the brain. More proof that love and lust at first sight are different and people can stop saying "LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT DOESN'T EXIST IT'S JUST LUST YOU DIRTY MONKEY ( Read more... )

My email is stupid and I don't know how to fix it. Almost everything is dumped in junk mail or bulk mail. How do I make it put things in the inbox without having to list every human being who might one day email me in the contacts list?