Fluffy Kittens and Rainbows request
Okay. So. Yeah. Driving through South Dakota has obviously rotted my brain, because in spite of the fact that I've got plenty to work on (a Postcards-based one shot, a Passing Years missing scene, a death-by-angst haircut drabble [well, did that at least]), not to mention that I SHOULD TRY TO HAVE A LIFE... I'm here to request drabble/mini oneshot prompts.
My therapist is going to be SO pissed.
Anyway, folks, suggest away, but here's the rule: I want fun. There's been a LOT of fabulous fic around here recently, but it's also been fairly heavy on the heartfail. I need a heartfail break, so... fun prompts. Things that are fluffy, or silly, or make you snort milk out your nose. Smut is fine. Missing scenes are fine. Canon or AU. As long as it makes me (and you) smile, we're good.
Edited to add: Holy crap, what a huge number of great prompts! As per usual, your requests may not be taken in the order in which they were received...
runningsissors : Bella gets a cat, cat doesn't like Jacob, Jacob is jealous of cat. / pamymex3girl : Missing scene somewhere in New moon, before Jake turns into a wolf, back when they were best friends (like doing homework or something). [Whiskers does not approve.]
runningsissors : QUEMBRY. DONE / thankthatstar : hmmm, what about Bella playing strip poker with Jake and some of the pack members? / pnai_87 : Quill and Embry invite Bella to play a new game, Bella totally pwns them. [Jacob is not happy to find Embry naked and rooting through his refrigerator.]
lilabut : Bella running into a naked Jake (maybe he took a shower), her being embarrassed to no end (of course) and Jake being all cool about it (of course), provoking her a little. [In retrospect, Bella probably should have waited on the porch.]
pnai_87 : Emily and Bella fight over something silly, the Pack gets caught in the middle. [It goes without saying that it was entirely Quil's fault.]
likexaxdove : Do you wanna do an Unimpressed outtake? I didn't get to write the scene between chapters 2 and 3 wherein Mia and Embry discuss their little fake dating plan involving Bella. [A late night phone call.]
pnai_87 : Jacob, Quill, Embry compete at the crain machine for the same toy. ["The CLAAAAAW!"]
pnai_87 : Jacob and Bella go fishing with Charlie and Billy ["But... why did you put the worm in her hair, Jacob?"]
Edited again to add: Annnnnnd... I'm tapped out, guys. But only for now, because these prompts? They are made of WIN. I'm saving them for later, and taking another swipe when I've got the words to spare, I promise :)
My therapist is going to be SO pissed.
Anyway, folks, suggest away, but here's the rule: I want fun. There's been a LOT of fabulous fic around here recently, but it's also been fairly heavy on the heartfail. I need a heartfail break, so... fun prompts. Things that are fluffy, or silly, or make you snort milk out your nose. Smut is fine. Missing scenes are fine. Canon or AU. As long as it makes me (and you) smile, we're good.
Edited to add: Holy crap, what a huge number of great prompts! As per usual, your requests may not be taken in the order in which they were received...
runningsissors : Bella gets a cat, cat doesn't like Jacob, Jacob is jealous of cat. / pamymex3girl : Missing scene somewhere in New moon, before Jake turns into a wolf, back when they were best friends (like doing homework or something). [Whiskers does not approve.]
runningsissors : QUEMBRY. DONE / thankthatstar : hmmm, what about Bella playing strip poker with Jake and some of the pack members? / pnai_87 : Quill and Embry invite Bella to play a new game, Bella totally pwns them. [Jacob is not happy to find Embry naked and rooting through his refrigerator.]
lilabut : Bella running into a naked Jake (maybe he took a shower), her being embarrassed to no end (of course) and Jake being all cool about it (of course), provoking her a little. [In retrospect, Bella probably should have waited on the porch.]
pnai_87 : Emily and Bella fight over something silly, the Pack gets caught in the middle. [It goes without saying that it was entirely Quil's fault.]
likexaxdove : Do you wanna do an Unimpressed outtake? I didn't get to write the scene between chapters 2 and 3 wherein Mia and Embry discuss their little fake dating plan involving Bella. [A late night phone call.]
pnai_87 : Jacob, Quill, Embry compete at the crain machine for the same toy. ["The CLAAAAAW!"]
pnai_87 : Jacob and Bella go fishing with Charlie and Billy ["But... why did you put the worm in her hair, Jacob?"]
Edited again to add: Annnnnnd... I'm tapped out, guys. But only for now, because these prompts? They are made of WIN. I'm saving them for later, and taking another swipe when I've got the words to spare, I promise :)