Best Worst Summary

[majestamoniet]

Time for a fun and informal contest!

GIVE US YOUR BEST WORST FANFIC SUMMARY
You know what I'm talking about.  Those summaries for stories that make you either cringe, laugh, cry or cause you to lose all faith in humanity. The ones that appear to have been dictated by an eight-year-old and typed by a goldfish.  The summaries that read more like a

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[audreyii_fic]

Human Nature
sleepy-sheep683

Jacob stared at Bella. His eyes never leaving there chocolate color. "Jake, I'm with Mike." Jacob groaned. And he said "That's not an answer." What happens next? You'll have to read to find out. Okay, so I suck at summaries. Please read, review, and critisize.

[audreyii_fic]

Well, yes, but you edit!

[sleepy_sheep683]

Loving the bad spelling and incorrect word usage.

This is essentially the whole story, however :).