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majestamoniet in theair_thesun

Best Worst Summary

Apr 14, 2011 19:00

Time for a fun and informal contest!

GIVE US YOUR BEST WORST FANFIC SUMMARY
You know what I'm talking about. Those summaries for stories that make you either cringe, laugh, cry or cause you to lose all faith in humanity. The ones that appear to have been dictated by an eight-year-old and typed by a goldfish. The summaries that read more like a ( Read more... )

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audreyii_fic April 14 2011, 23:34:59 UTC

Unimpressed
likexaxdove

So what if Bella comes back... BUT JACOBS W/SOMEONE ELSE!!1!!!!11 Whats a girl to do!? AND WHOS THE GIRL W/EMBRY??!?!! *insert misterious music here* (story is WAY better than the summary!!) JacobxBella, EmbryxOC. PLZ R&R!! NO HATE!!!! :D

majestamoniet April 15 2011, 00:44:38 UTC

lololololol. yes.

audreyii_fic April 15 2011, 01:22:22 UTC

I have an unhealthy obsession with writing for likexaxdove. Maybe there's a support group.

thankthatstar April 15 2011, 02:15:07 UTC

LOL

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likexaxdove April 15 2011, 02:25:38 UTC

Zenith
majestamoniet

Witches and shit.

audreyii_fic April 15 2011, 02:29:41 UTC

I JUST FELL OFF THE COUCH.

likexaxdove April 15 2011, 02:47:53 UTC

audreyii_fic April 15 2011, 12:49:45 UTC

The only problem is that you might get disqualified for not explaining what a terrible summary this is. I'm not sure they even allow you to post on FFn any more if you don't.

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majestamoniet April 15 2011, 03:26:47 UTC

Postcards by audreyii_fic

What If Jacob Agreed To Runaway With Bella In New Moon. Would They Fall In Love Or Would They Push Each Other Away. Jacob/Bella LOTS OF LEMONS! My first fic. No flames.(Ive been told the story is better than the summary)

audreyii_fic April 15 2011, 12:47:44 UTC

PAH. This is fabulous. I particularly love the capitalization.

amaggiepie April 15 2011, 16:08:53 UTC

Love the caps. Also, awesome icon is awesome. XD

sunnyzim April 15 2011, 09:13:52 UTC

Dreaming of Butterflies by Stretch

Bella wakes up frm a comma & none of it hapened. LOTS OF SUSPENCE AND SXY JAOCB!!11! i suk at summeries bt story is excelent i promis. 75 REVIEWS FOR LAST CHAPTER!!1!! plz R & R. k thx.

audreyii_fic April 15 2011, 12:54:13 UTC

Oh my God, extra points for the review counting.

I adore your icon, by the way. So much giggling.

sunnyzim April 15 2011, 13:24:36 UTC

Heh - I must confess I estimated the review count!!:-P And thank-you - Sam and Dean FTW!

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audreyii_fic April 15 2011, 12:54:52 UTC

LOL. Lemon-pimping. Awesome. :D