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Assault with a dead weapon? A woman in Missouri was charged with two misdemeanors after assaulting another woman with a dead Chihuahua.

I love it when people find humor in what would typically be considered a traumatic event. This article in today's Seattle PI made me chuckle a few times over ( Read more... )

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People who eat sushi with their hands should be dragged into the middle of the street and shot.
The End.

Today was Rally Monday, celebrating the New York Yankees' season-ending success (they won the American League East).

My favorite fan quote:

"It was interesting," said self-proclaimed die-hard Yankee fan John McInnes. "I didn't think they were going to win the East at all until the last two weeks, when they won 15 of 20 or something ridiculous. ( Read more... )

Random entry of the week:

If you've ever wondered why women love Jesus, it's because he's well hung.
Ha ha, get it?

In her latest LJ entry, meeechy boasts:

> procrasination (ooh, look, theadroitone, i finally spelled it right!)

WRONG!Day-um. If I had a nickel for each time you've tried to spell procrastination correctly, but failed miserably in doing so, Bill Gates would be asking me for financial advice ( Read more... )

i hate you, cindy sheenhan.

Dear friends of great acumen, erudition and hopefully creativity (if you don't know what those words mean, you can stop here ( Read more... )