i rule but my boyfriend rules way more.

love,
drew


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the last pope was cuter

Why was the math book so sad?

It had a lot of problems!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey!No mushrooms allowed in here!"

And the mushroom responds,"But why not?I'm a fun guy!"

An ion walks into a bar and says "I think I left an electron here last night" and the bartender asks,"Are you positive?"

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Wearing Creepers in the snow is a bad idea.

My junior high gym teacher used to say "fun rhymes with none" when we wouldn't be quiet.

agent fiftyone: a C and a P
agent fiftyone: two words
Propadali: counter strike
Propadali: oh
Propadali: Whoops