*is dead, finally*

( The log. )

*is prodded out of hiding by the typist for this particular purpose*

*looks around nervously, trying to see if Lucifer, Beelzebub, or Mephistopheles are around -- but seeing as they are not, calms down slightly*

*Remember this guy? It's Abdiel, the wimpy angel that Satan hates -- remember that fact, it's very important -- though he's been away for quite a while.

( Cut for vivid description? )