How to make a the_rattiganIngredients: 3 parts success 1 part humour 3 parts egoMethod: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Okay, anyone who has read the books from which I get my username, they will know how freaky accurate this is. . .
I've decided I finally need to write something here, even though I doubt anyone will actually see this. I. . . have no idea what to say. I'll get back to this later, I guess.