That fucking noise is driving me crazy. Is that some sort of bell. It's coming from that thing next to me. It's the alarm clock. Shut it off. Did I hit snooze or off? I meant to hit snooze. Wait, it doesn't matter, I have today off. I can't sleep anymore anyway. What time is it? 7:00 a.m.? This sucks. I'll lay here for awhile. I cannot stop farting ( Read more... )

dear pumpkin ( Read more... )

dear cupcake ( Read more... )

Everybody's talking at me ( Read more... )

1.Your Middle Name: Alan ( Read more... )

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be ( Read more... )

this is where i was at yesterday ( Read more... )

Trevor: that girl is so cute
Becky: I don't think I know who she is
Trevor: I would lick that girl's butt. (totally straight face)
Becky: (giggling) that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

1. How tall are you barefoot ( Read more... )

I just whipped up a greasy spoon breakfeast for World War 4 johnny "big bite" deboer and myself. there is nothing like grease to get things moving along. waiting for brian to pick me up so we can go clean gutters out. i'm going to hold the ladder, it's not like i could do much if he falls. we'll do anything for money ( Read more... )