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My roommate taught Sula how to fist bump. She fist bumped some biker dudes at a costco or something the other day and they thought it was hilarious.

Does anybody know a good counseler?

PT 2, CAUSE APPARENTLY POSTING FROM A PHONE LIMITS YOUR CHARACTERS ( Read more... )

I had a pretty annoying dream last night. I dreamed I was getting married to a bootiful woman. Either the abnormal feelings of happiness or the absurd notion of a pretty lady wanting to marry me tipped me off that I was dreaming, so I sat there looking at my tux, pondering my surreal ordeal (aha, rhymey). I tried to change the dream, but to my ( Read more... )

This picture cracks me up.


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I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK.

I'm effing bored. I like to say effing. Gonna get my tongue pierced today. Now I need to get a tattoo and a gun or something.

i want to start a segway gang. But I lack the posse and the segways. Distressing.

I am also annoyed. By things.

A few movie ideas, if you will ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIbFB112AtI

Jesus christ, it's a whole series of em.