( Please look behind this cut and email this toy store and supplier that living beings are not toys. Sheesh. )

( wherein the_meanwhile must use the s-word )

I'm having some sort of mid-life crisis. I can't focus. The novelty has worn off. Of everything. Computers are SO BORING. And I have so many jobs that involve the use of them. My days are a bit bipolar. I have exchanges with people and am either flooded with gratitude about the people I get to share my life with or besieged with dark, dark anger at ( Read more... )

but how am I supposed to interpret my dream with a dictionary that does not have alien, possession, siege, space man, mind control, hostage...

hopeless.

Some quotables from Deepak Chopra on "Obama and the Palin Effect" which is worth a read ( Read more... )

( stickin' it )

if I wrote a novel, it would go like this:

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Chapter 1 - 17:

srsly u think i shd spend time prfctly xpressing this shit that u should alredy kno?

Epilogue:

hav u not ben paying attention -- ur hol life?

Back cover:

Pls send $.

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What I did see was a Canada goose corpse on the road by the reservoir, my nightmare because they are always walking around in traffic. I am thinking I would like to become a lawyer and
a) attach penalties to vehicular animal homicide
b) enact regulations requiring cars to emit repellent sounds to increase animal safety
c) enact other protective ( Read more... )

I know that it is supposed to enhance collaboration and we're all available to each other for impromptu conversations, etc. But seriously?

Someone just cut the cheese.

Why oh why don't I have walls between me and other people?

I always said sleep is more serious than anyone seems to consider it! Plus, now you can really yell at those parents you see out in restaurants or movies with their kids at 9 pm!

Sleep Duration and Risk for Overweight in Preschoolers
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Infants and toddlers who sleep fewer ( Read more... )