Intro + Event || The Naked Now || Ash has never needed aphro in his life...
Ash Williams is used to humiliation.
After being humped by his decapitated girlfriend, getting stabbed in the butt by three tiny duplicates of himself, and dooming scores of people to an early grave because he couldn't recall three magical words, a little sexual mockery from the hotel feels like a vacation. So when he steps out of his room and his clothing promptly disappears from his body Ash simply laughs.
"That all you got, you no-tell Bates motel?" he asks the empty hallway. "It takes a hell of a lot more to freak out the king!"
His snickers dies away on loud rumbling noise, followed by a 'woosh' that fills the hallway with icy cold air.
"....Nice. I've stared death in the face and I ain't scared of you!"
The air cools dramatically.
Cursing under his breath, Ash starts walking up the hall, looking for something, ANYTHING, to cover himself with.
[OOC: Courtesy of hotel magic and probable Kandarian interference, poor Ash is naked and getting colder by the second. Your character may warm him up by any means they deem fit and therafter shall be handsomely rewarded. Prefs are here, female characters 21 plus welcome for smut and male characters welcome for CR.]
After being humped by his decapitated girlfriend, getting stabbed in the butt by three tiny duplicates of himself, and dooming scores of people to an early grave because he couldn't recall three magical words, a little sexual mockery from the hotel feels like a vacation. So when he steps out of his room and his clothing promptly disappears from his body Ash simply laughs.
"That all you got, you no-tell Bates motel?" he asks the empty hallway. "It takes a hell of a lot more to freak out the king!"
His snickers dies away on loud rumbling noise, followed by a 'woosh' that fills the hallway with icy cold air.
"....Nice. I've stared death in the face and I ain't scared of you!"
The air cools dramatically.
Cursing under his breath, Ash starts walking up the hall, looking for something, ANYTHING, to cover himself with.
[OOC: Courtesy of hotel magic and probable Kandarian interference, poor Ash is naked and getting colder by the second. Your character may warm him up by any means they deem fit and therafter shall be handsomely rewarded. Prefs are here, female characters 21 plus welcome for smut and male characters welcome for CR.]