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[the_jacksparrow]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Anyone up for getting naked sharing some rum with good ol' Captain Jack Sparrow?

My large pirate ship is ready to go for a bit of a sail...

And no, I've not had too much rum yet. Not even a posibility, me beauties.

Comments

[sauntered]

You've returned?

Oh happy day.

[the_jacksparrow]

Happy day, indeed. We should see just how happy of a day we can make it.

[sauntered]

I'm up for it.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Have you taken a bath yet???

[the_jacksparrow]

Yes. Though it could be considerably more entertaining with company.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Er. So you HAVEN'T taken a bath because you're waiting for someone to take one with you??

[the_jacksparrow]

No, I said I have. But I also stated that it would be more entertaining with company. As I'm assuming baths aren't limited to once in a lifetime?

[slobberymongrel]

PIRATE!! A REAL PIRATE!

Welcome back, I suppose!! And mmm, rum. Fantastic stuff. I prefer firewhisky or pepper vodka, but rum is a close second.

[loyalfukutaicho]

You're...a real pirate o.o? Sorry, I don't think I've seen you around before...^_^ I'm Hinamori Momo.

[sixfootwood]

I get the feeling your nautical references are badly-disguised lewd innuendo!

I ABSOLUTELY RESPECT THAT.

Lewdness is a virtue. Also drinking. Any chance of that?