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[the_jacksparrow]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Anyone up for getting naked sharing some rum with good ol' Captain Jack Sparrow?

My large pirate ship is ready to go for a bit of a sail...

And no, I've not had too much rum yet. Not even a posibility, me beauties.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Have you taken a bath yet???

[the_jacksparrow]

Yes. Though it could be considerably more entertaining with company.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Er. So you HAVEN'T taken a bath because you're waiting for someone to take one with you??

[the_jacksparrow]

No, I said I have. But I also stated that it would be more entertaining with company. As I'm assuming baths aren't limited to once in a lifetime?

[sexy_and_skorty]

You should take a bath EVERY day.

I'm guessing you don't???

[the_jacksparrow]

Should I stop being coy? How about I put it this way:

You. Me. No clothes. Bathtub. Now.

[sexy_and_skorty]

. . .

#^____^#

you know I'm not a woman, don't you??

[the_jacksparrow]

...

I'm a drunk, I'm not blind. Or daft.

And I most certainly do not discriminate based on gender.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Well lots of people think I'm a woman. Silly people. ^_____^

We have a deal if I get to play with your sword. ^___~

[the_jacksparrow]

Trust me, mate, I have a feeling there will be a lot of sword play.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'll make sure to bring mine along. ^__^