I am really super thankful to have so many great friends in my life.

If you think that's sappy then FUCK YOU!!!

I hate my job, I hate being poor, I hate having no other options but to do things that I also hate. I hate having to rely on other people for rides and a place to live. I hate being ignored. I hate being sober. I hate hating everything so goddamn much.

Every time I get up in the morning I have more bills and people are just a little bit lamer. WHY DO YOU ALL SUCK SO GODDAMN MUCH!?!?

Not that any of you can/are seeing this. Heh.

Pointless.

We managed to succesfully flee the mob of relatives by retreating to the Marshall Blues Festival. Yay!

How/why would someone have a family get-together when there are already SIX family members living in one house?

Rumor has it that I'm going to buy a large gun confirm/deny?

Sex, music, and a 24 pack of Labatt has helped me through the evening.

Hedonism ahoy!

I am living in Hell

Today we celebrate Adrian's birthday. It should be a fun chance to get away from the pod people which have taken up all the space in the house.

I can say at this point and with total certainty that this shit fucking blows some limp dick. My wife's parents are a bunch of Pauls.

Why oh why are my in laws in town? Better, why in the name of Super God are they staying here with my wife and I and her grandparents? Nothing like six people all jammed into one house! Oh, and four of them are your...in laws!

I have sixteen friends on Facebook now. This despite the fact that I started that page like three fucking days ago and have sent out maybe two friend requests. I also never post anything on it because everyone can see it and somefuckingbody will get pissy if I say anything real strongly ( Read more... )