Comments | the_gary: Pssssssst!

the_gary

Pssssssst!

Aug 02, 2009 20:08

Hey, you. Yeah, you. unearthlyish. You new in town? Lonely? Yeah, I know how that is. You need some company, you just call Gary, baby. I will ROCK YOUR WORLD. Aw, yeah.

i rule, you know you want me, damn i'm smooth

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alienish_being August 2 2009, 19:15:02 UTC

DO YOU WANT ME TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND SEND YOU HOME?

the_gary August 2 2009, 19:29:39 UTC

Do you mind, dude? I'm talking to the lady, here.

alienish_being August 2 2009, 19:33:15 UTC

Gary, might I remind you that there's currently one person stopping you from being turned into parrot pie by, well, any woman you've interacted with ever. And that would be me. I could give them your coordinates and let Jackie do the work.

Although actually, Susan knowing all the same tricks I do, she might be able to track you down as well...

the_gary August 2 2009, 19:47:41 UTC

You'd do that? Let me be murdered in cold blood, when you brought me here? That's HARSH, bro.

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xebgoc August 2 2009, 19:22:03 UTC

um, the_gary ? She's got a cat ! (not to mention a father who can clean your clock!)

You might want to be a little careful

the_gary August 2 2009, 19:30:45 UTC

What about you, baby? You got a cat?

xebgoc August 2 2009, 19:34:15 UTC

not right now, my last cat lived to be 19 though so I'm very very good to them.

but I'm also allergic to down.

unearthlyish August 2 2009, 19:24:00 UTC

Do you know what, Gary? I would love some company. Especially from you. Because something tells me that Parrot stew would be fantastic for dinner tonight.

the_gary August 2 2009, 19:32:47 UTC

Playing hard to get, huh? I can dig it. It's all good, sweet cheeks.

unearthlyish August 2 2009, 19:35:56 UTC

Call me sweet cheeks again, and you're getting used as a science experiment.

I can't make myself any clearer: If I see you, I will boil you in chicken broth, have dinner, and stick the rest of the you in the ice box as leftovers.

the_gary August 2 2009, 19:49:36 UTC

HOT DAMN.

I think I'm in love.

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jacqueline_t August 2 2009, 19:37:23 UTC

Congratulations, unearthlyish. You've been hit on by Gary. You are now officially part of our family.

Oi! Birdy! I will end you.

alienish_being August 2 2009, 19:43:28 UTC

He's never hit on me! Or Pete for that matter! And we're still part of the family!

I can't believe I'm actually arguing this.

xebgoc August 2 2009, 19:45:09 UTC

perhaps he's waiting for you two to hit on him

:)

alienish_being August 2 2009, 19:46:27 UTC

... No ta.

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mkejenkins August 3 2009, 01:55:22 UTC

OI! Gary!

This is MY cat....

( ... )

erateini August 3 2009, 02:09:43 UTC

XD that cat still looks hungry!

mkejenkins August 3 2009, 11:20:49 UTC

Oh he is....VERY

thegirlwhoflies August 11 2009, 13:58:37 UTC

He's so fluffy! And hungry! If only my cat would do anything useful...
*stares at cat*
nope

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