Pssssssst!

[the_gary]

Hey, you. Yeah, you. unearthlyish. You new in town? Lonely? Yeah, I know how that is. You need some company, you just call Gary, baby. I will ROCK YOUR WORLD. Aw, yeah.

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[unearthlyish]

Do you know what, Gary? I would love some company. Especially from you. Because something tells me that Parrot stew would be fantastic for dinner tonight.

[the_gary]

Playing hard to get, huh? I can dig it. It's all good, sweet cheeks.

[unearthlyish]

Call me sweet cheeks again, and you're getting used as a science experiment.

I can't make myself any clearer: If I see you, I will boil you in chicken broth, have dinner, and stick the rest of the you in the ice box as leftovers.

[the_gary]

HOT DAMN.

I think I'm in love.

[unearthlyish]

Enjoy it while it lasts, because I'm going to kill you.

[the_gary]

*shivers*

Oh, say that again, but scowl some more this time. OH YEAH.

[unearthlyish]

Right.

*gets knives from the kitchen*

I've had enough.

[the_gary]

Are you going to juggle with them? When's the swimsuit part of the competition?

[unearthlyish]

Actually these are to slice off your head so you'll stop talking.