...really, should I do this twitter thing?
People seem to think it might rock..?

Sometimes... I really wonder what possesses people to make the absolutely batshit crazy decisions they do.
Whatever happened to common sense? Or thinking ahead? Or not being an idiot?

How can this entire province be out of Strongbow Cider?!
They've officially announced that none of the pubs in the area and none of the stores has any, and won't have any for a long while. Seriously? This is the last straw, you fail - Maritimes!

That's it, iPod - you're being replaced.
I will never make the mistake of trusting Apple technology again.

Goddamnit I hate Jersey Shore.
So fucking much.
Why is it everywhere?!

No, Mitsubishi, no one on the planet claims you build "the toughest," "most reliable," "most dependable" cars. No one.
No one makes this claim because you don't do any of that...
Stop lying.

The other day I watched something called Jersey Shore on MTV.
I can't believe that such trash exists.
There is no hope for the two to three generations under me. Let's get the fourth right, guys.

KFC has recently started running a selection of ads up here in Canada which shows the viewer a silly situation, which plays out before describing that the aforementioned situation was "not so streetwise." The ad then repeats a number of these selections before informing those watching of a new value meal, which the television then claims is very " ( Read more... )

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Dear Suzuki Commercial,

You just suggested that your vehicles are Reliable, Fun to Drive, and contain Tons of Features.
You are aware that this is a lie as much as I am.
Please stop lying to the children.

No Love,
Phil