Ahem:

[the_epic]

No, Mitsubishi, no one on the planet claims you build "the toughest," "most reliable," "most dependable" cars. No one.
No one makes this claim because you don't do any of that...
Stop lying.

Comments

[fleurdelista]

1) You need a DVR.
2) The Mitsubishi Spyder is a hot piece of car.
3) I got nothing else.

[the_epic]

1) I really, really do.
2) Yeah, but it's not exactly rugged.
3) You're fantastic.

[fleurdelista]

1) Quick, acquire one. You will not regret it.
2) This is truth. Also, can I just say that the new Grand Cherokee is not a Jeep?
3) Thanks! You're not so bad yourself, good sir!

[the_epic]

1) WHERE?!
2) The only "Jeep" is the wrangler or the TJ, YJ, CJ.
3) Well, I try - :D

[anonymous]

Well, Phil, evidently they make that claim so at least one person/entity is making that claim.
Therefore, you cannot say that No One makes that claim.

I'm not a big Mitsubishi fan myself, being a stalwart Landrover Man, but still... Let's be more accurate than the History Channel here.

[the_epic]

I think they're just making people up!

[the_epic]

I bet we're both hallucinating the company!

[the_epic]

See below/above.