No more car for me.

I love being vague.

i got dumped by my boyfriend and a boob job all in one night.

I, Emily McGrath, am the only person you guys know who gets fired on her last day of work and is proud of the fact.

Now, shower me with praise.

so the learning channel just taught me that it's possible for twin embryos to fuse together which creates one fetus in the womb to have different DNA. i don't actually know what that means. all i know is some lady had babies and they're not related to her in any way. because their DNA doesn't match hers. how weird is that? oh, even weirder ( Read more... )

If watching Bai Ling abort babies and then chop them up, put them in dumplings and feed them to people is something you're interested in, the movie 3 Extremes is for you. Also included: a lady getting her fingers chopped off and put into a blender, a fetus from an incestual relationship (and hey, don't eat that fetus dumpling, it makes you smell ( Read more... )

last night i danced on a bed while i was drunk and it was fun.
really fun.
more fun than i expected.

i hope to do it again very soon.

i'm ordering new checks. i chose these. one of a kind.


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my twin sister is throwing a birthday party for my little sister tonight so you all should come. it won't be until after 11... so if you don't know my number i'm sure you know somebody that does. call them and get the details. it was supposed to be some dumb theme/dress up party but i'm not dressing up and you probably shouldn't either.

i want to go to japan so i can buy these t-shirts:


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don't be an asshole.
come to edwards birthday party tonight.
he's going to be 22.

thanks.