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[the_devils_maid]

[Private to Meiling // In Sakuya's Room]

Get on the bed. I'll find a needle and thread. Do not move or else you will make the wound worse.

I will also make tea.

[PublicMy wardrobe has been returned. At least now I can be properly equipped for my job

Comments

[touchmysquirrel]

Will you be wearing a maid's outfit?

[the_devils_maid]

Of course. I would wear nothing else.

[touchmysquirrel]

Would you wear nothing?

[the_devils_maid]

I don't believe that would be suitable for maidwork, unless I am mistaken.

[wizardoftheweek]

there are still areas you could improve on, though...

[the_devils_maid]

Where, exactly, Miss Patchouli?

[wizardoftheweek]

Well, you've get to achieve a 96...

[the_devils_maid]

...A 96? I strive for nothing less than perfection.

[filtered, totally unhackable]

[sakuya_make_tea]

Sakuya, can you find some way to make it so people who eat or drink something we serve will be inebriated and cheerful, much like if they consume large quantities of alcohol?

[filtered, totally unhackable]

[the_devils_maid]

Hmm, I should be able to muster something of that sort. Now, what to force them to imbibe? I could easily prepare a punch or similar drink while masking the taste of alcohol.

Re: [filtered, totally unhackable]

[sakuya_make_tea]

That would be best. Don't taint the tea, our own servants are likely to drink heavily of that. The alcohol, feel free to enhance as well if you can, but generally it can likely be left alone. If possible be prepared to add it to any dishes that are brought as well, as they will be processed by you, naturally.

[filtered, totally unhackable]

[the_devils_maid]

Of course, Milady. It will be done.

[Private]

[lazygatekeeper]

[Meiling obediently sits, stretching out her injured leg. The wound is still bleeding, though nowhere near as badly as before.]

Thanks, Sakuya.... for dragging me here, I mean.

[the_devils_maid]

You're lucky I was able to. Under these conditions, carrying someone like you is far from easy.

[Sakuya rummages through one of her drawers and finds a needle and thread.]

I will need to come up with an appropriate punishment.

[lazygatekeeper]

H-Huh? Why!? It's not like I started the fight or anything... he just attacked me outta nowhere!

[the_devils_maid]

Because I do not enjoy being given reason to worry. I can't remember the last time I was afraid, but I certainly do remember I dislike it greatly.

[She loops the thread through the needle's eye as she walks back to Meiling.]

Now, take off your clothes.

[be_on_your]

It's funny, dude, cuz like, you say you're perfect, but your service kinda, like, blows, dude.

[the_devils_maid]

Your service as an employer is far from adequate, Mister Engarde.

[be_on_your]

I pay you to clean, that's the extent of my involvement. You, on the other hand, have a bad habit of going against your employer's wishes.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh, not at all. I was fulfilling one of my employer's wishes; I simply needed your assistance. You never declined.