So Many Have Been Waitin' For Your Manly, Warm Embrace ...

[the_dark_snack]

First of all, let me say that I am so turned on by the news. I've heard through the grapevine that I'm going back to work soon. Finally, I haven't gotten to do my job since 2007. That's seven years. You can be declared legally dead in that amount of time. I blame the bleeding-heart Liberals for my lack of employment

Comments

[adoptedwriter]

"Knot heads"! Ha! AW

[the_dark_snack]

Thanks! I tried to put in puns & hints throughout.

[roina_arwen]

Assuming this is an electric chair, wouldn't it have four legs to stand on?

[the_dark_snack]

Specifically, it is the Electric chair in Tennessee. It's back two legs are from the previous chair which was made with the remnants of wood from an old gallows (hence the Father & Grandfather references). As I was researching I found that this chair (which is about to be used again) had quite a storied past so I chose to tell it's tale.

[eternal_ot]

Interesting..:)

[kehlen]

I REALLY enjoyed this. As I was reading I kept thinking "is it you", "no, it's a character", "no, it's you", "no, it's a character", "wtf is going on here". LOL.

[the_dark_snack]

Thanks! I tried to imagine exactly what the chair would say. It is about a specific chair (Tennessee's) which has a wonderfully stories past.

[eska818]

How interesting, I didn't know any of this!

[the_dark_snack]

Glad to enlighten you on this. As horrible as the subject matter was, the story was interesting.

[dreamsreflected]

very cute.

[the_dark_snack]

Thanks!