First of all, let me say that I am so turned on by the news. I've heard through the grapevine that I'm going back to work soon. Finally, I haven't gotten to do my job since 2007. That's seven years. You can be declared legally dead in that amount of time. I blame the bleeding-heart Liberals for my lack of employment ( Read more... )

So, apparently over the weekend Oklahoma reportedly "botched" an execution. Now to me, a botched execution would result in the victim not dying. However, the press claimed it was "botched" because they thought that the victim might have felt some pain during it ( Read more... )