when you're so overcome with giggles you have to post on livejournal...

[the_christman]

so i paused my harry potter book (the chamber of secrets) on tape to do something, and then a couple of hours later returned for more read-to-me goodness. when i hit play the following was read:

"Instead, he [harry] contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Lets do it tonightRon looked at the message, swallowed hard, and looked hard at the

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[heldlightning]

Jacob Jacob Jacob, let's all line dance!

[the_christman]

muthafuckas i will line dance wit cho ass anytime.

i love you cause you still assume that im a walking hot topic ad, when i havent worn a pair of anything bondage-y for about a year. and your really aware of yourself... like your energy and stuff is mostly under control, which i belive is really fuckin hard to achieve, but while it may not be under control all the time, you have it for the most part, which is more than i can say for myself.

[mizuken]

LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!

[the_christman]

not possible my dear. i love no one like i love dear harry.

fucking kidding yo. but seriously, harry motherfucking potter.

yous a hot motherfucker. and a good kisser. but i love you more because you have a beautful voice, and your passionate about things you care about, and your a silly dilly, which is something everyone needs to be at leats once in a while.

love,
zklby

[peaceofpie]

Peanut butter!

[the_christman]

its peanut butter jelly time!

i love you cause you are very similar to me, youre a crazy queer vegan who is full of energy, and you play gee-tar and sing and are a fireball of love and hugs. and yer hair is purple. i hope to be like you when i grow older, cause your very mature, and wonderful and i fucking love danni!

[eganthevegan]

Generic reply!

[the_christman]

charlie!!!!

hmmm... why i love charlie. cause you listen to me when im irate about something and am spewing out hatred,

you share my:
horror of the moose!!!!
my hatred of ketchup
my love of tallbikes
and the not-being-able-to-touch-your-toes dealie,

you'll help sneak me into an 18 and over show, and cause your just a silly dirty dreadlocked hippie, which is what i seem to be morphing into.... slowly.

[totalfreak]

*hug* hey chica!

[the_christman]

i love you because your hot, you have much self confidence, you fucking LOVE your period (alt. cooter-strating products all the way!) and youll give me a lap dance if i so request :p

[robinliness]

you know it ;p