Whoa. I forgot I had this thing.

I'm over 35 and in the best physical condition of my life. Maybe not the strongest, maybe not the best endurance, but easily, the healthiest.

Good July.

I'm being stalked on Facebook.

My indifference to Becky is making her crazy.

Is Facebook what Livejournal should have been? It has a stupider name, though.

MySpace sure is one huge pile of crap now -- although it never was very good for more than band pages.

Twitter... 99.9% crap and 0.1% broadcasting the revolution -- good for something I guess.

I can barely read this as I type. This is probably loaded with typographical errors.I had eye drops to dilate my eyes which also paralyze the muscles which focus for closeup. The good news -- my neovascularization I was freaking out about last year has receded. The bad news: I'm developing cataracts. What a drag it is getting old.

I totally went to high school with that stripper from Magic Garden.

I wish I could have seen the look on my face. Like staring into the sun, you have to turn away. Flip the switch ON.

Highlights include

• Locked myself out of my office.


• Got a brain scan.


• Got a good deal on an Italian BMT sandwich.


• Replaced thermostat in refrigerator.


• Wrote letter of recommendation.

Why does my family ask me so many questions?