LOLZ?

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I HAVEN'T POSTED/RESPONDED IN A WHILE BECAUSE I WATCHED 2SHY AND REALIZED YOU ARE ALL INTERNET STRANGER DANGER TRYIN TO EAT MY FATS LIFE HAS BEEN KEEPING ME AWAY FROM THE PRECIOUS INTERNETS, BUT I HAD TO POST THIS FOR YOU GUYS AS SOON AS MY FRIEND INFORMED ME: DO YOU REALIZE COMEDY CENTRAL IS AIRING ITS ROAST OF JOAN RIVERS ON GILLIAN ANDERSON'S

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[notacrnflkgirl]

IDGI

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HERE IS THE STORY. I USED TO LOATHE JOAN AS A CHILD.

[notacrnflkgirl]

WELL THAT SITE SEEMS FAIR 'N' BALANCED

I FEEL LIKE JOAN RIVERS WOULD BE A SERIAL KILLER IF SHE EVER GOT THE SPINE, WHICH SHE WON'T, SO WE'RE ALL SAFE

[kylie_kawaii]

I'M JUST WAITING FOR THEM TO BOTH BE AT AN EVENT AT THE SAME TIME, AND FOR GILLIAN TO JUST BUST OUT AND CALL HER A CUNT

SINCE "CUNT" IS NOW APPARENTLY PART OF HER REGULAR VOCABULARY BECAUSE OF DANNY DYER....HAHA!

[kylie_kawaii]

MAJOR LULZ.

I WONDER IF JOAN STILL HATES HER AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO. I'D LOVE TO SEE HER TRY TO RIP INTO GILLIAN NOW. IN FACT, I'D LOVE TO SEE GILLIAN RIP INTO HER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW GILLY IS TOTES CAPABLE OF RIPPING SOMEONE A NEW ASSHOLE.

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HAHAHA I DOUBT SHE HATES HER ANYMORE. I AM SURE IT WAS REALLY NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST HOLLYWOOD CRAP. MAYBE A BIT OF EGO BRUISING, BUT REALLY IT WAS SILLY OF HER TO GET MAD OVER, IF THAT IS IN FACT WHAT HAPPENED. GILLIAN IS NO LONGER AS IN THE FRONT BURNER OF POP CULTURE AS WHEN THE X-FILES WAS HOT, SO I AM SURE JOAN DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT HER ANYMORE. AND, IF SHE DOES, IF SHE'S ACTUALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING SILLY, THEN THAT'S JUST SAD.

BUT STILL I'D REALLY LOVE TO SEE GILLIAN GO OFF ON ANYBODY, SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM SURE IT WOULD BE THE HOTTEST THING TO WITNESS IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

[notacrnflkgirl]

"BUT STILL I'D REALLY LOVE TO SEE GILLIAN GO OFF ON ANYBODY, SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM SURE IT WOULD BE THE HOTTEST THING TO WITNESS IN THE HISTORY OF EVER."

IAWT HYPOTHESIS

[notacrnflkgirl]

"BECAUSE YOU KNOW GILLY IS TOTES CAPABLE OF RIPPING SOMEONE A NEW ASSHOLE."

YES, I OWN THAT DVD

[daffodelias]

OMG SHE RECYCLED A JOKE FROM MARLEE MATLIN

THAT IS FUCKING GOLDEN

[daffodelias]

SO IF ANY OF YOU HAVE THE FONT-KILLING GREASEMONKEY SCRIPT -- TURN IT OFF WHEN YOU READ THE LINK, CUZ IT STRIPS THE COLOR TAGS OUT AND YOU ONLY GET TO READ HALF THE PAGE

[notacrnflkgirl]

"…Joan made a very sarcastic 'apology' to Gillian, Kathy Bates, and Arsenio Hall, then went on to say that she would keep the fact that they were all 'anorexic, [bulimic], or sleep with anything that moves' to herself from now on."

LOL WAT

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OH JOAN. SHE IS BATSHIT INSANE, AND YET SOMEHOW I STILL LOVE HER.

[notacrnflkgirl]

IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF AN UNFUNNY JOKE, YOU KNOW? "SO GILLIAN ANDERSON, KATHY BATES [PLZ DON'T HOBBLE ME, OH GOD], AND ARSENIO HALL WALK INTO A BAR…"

I WAS UNAWARE THAT EATING DISORDER OR ~PROMISCUITY~ RUMORS SURROUNDED ANY OF THEM

[kylie_kawaii]

I'VE HEARD THE ED RUMORS ABOUT GILLIAN BEFORE. SHE'S HINTED AROUND THAT SHE'S DEALT WITH SOME MAJOR BODY ISSUES IN THE PAST...I'LL HAVE TO FIND THE INTERVIEW, I THINK ITS OVER ON GAWS ACTUALLY.

[queequegs]

A BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY.