LOLZ?

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I HAVEN'T POSTED/RESPONDED IN A WHILE BECAUSE I WATCHED 2SHY AND REALIZED YOU ARE ALL INTERNET STRANGER DANGER TRYIN TO EAT MY FATS LIFE HAS BEEN KEEPING ME AWAY FROM THE PRECIOUS INTERNETS, BUT I HAD TO POST THIS FOR YOU GUYS AS SOON AS MY FRIEND INFORMED ME: DO YOU REALIZE COMEDY CENTRAL IS AIRING ITS ROAST OF JOAN RIVERS ON GILLIAN ANDERSON'S

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[notacrnflkgirl]

IDGI

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HERE IS THE STORY. I USED TO LOATHE JOAN AS A CHILD.

[notacrnflkgirl]

WELL THAT SITE SEEMS FAIR 'N' BALANCED

I FEEL LIKE JOAN RIVERS WOULD BE A SERIAL KILLER IF SHE EVER GOT THE SPINE, WHICH SHE WON'T, SO WE'RE ALL SAFE

[kylie_kawaii]

I'M JUST WAITING FOR THEM TO BOTH BE AT AN EVENT AT THE SAME TIME, AND FOR GILLIAN TO JUST BUST OUT AND CALL HER A CUNT

SINCE "CUNT" IS NOW APPARENTLY PART OF HER REGULAR VOCABULARY BECAUSE OF DANNY DYER....HAHA!

[notacrnflkgirl]

DANNY IS SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE

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... I WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY TO HEAR GILLIAN SAY "CUNT."

OH, THE MONIES I WOULD PAY.

[kylie_kawaii]

OH, I KNOW! ITS FUNNY ENOUGH HEARING HER SAY "SUCK MY DICK" (I JUST ABOUT FELL OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THAT ON THE XF OUTTAKES) AND "FUCKING ASSHOLE".

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GILLIAN CURSING IS JUST AMAAAAZING. I REMEMBER FINDING THE BLOOPER WHERE SHE SAYS, "FUCK" ALL GROWLY AFTER MESSING UP A LINE. I MUST HAVE REPLAYED THAT EIGHTY TIMES IN A ROW. I DON'T KNOW WHY I FIND IT SO HOT, BUT I DO.

[kylie_kawaii]

I SWEAR, SOME ACTRESSES WHO SWEAR THAT MUCH ARE REALLY TRASHY...BUT GILLIAN MANAGES TO PULL IT OFF AND LOOK TOTALLY CUTE WHILE DOING IT.

I LOVE HER, FER SRS.

SHE'S TOTALLY INFALLIBLE

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DITTO DITTO DITTO.

IT'S FUNNY HOW GILLIAN IS THE EXCEPTION FOR EVERYTHING. I SWEAR WHEN MADONNA DEVELOPED THAT BRITISH ACCENT AND BRITNEY DID IT FOR A MINUTE, I TALKED SO MUCH CRAP. I WOULD ROLL MY EYES AND CALL IT RIDICULOUS BECAUSE THEY WERE FULLY GROWN WOMEN DEVELOPING ACCENTS OVER NIGHT.

AND THEN GILLIAN DEVELOPED HER ACCENT, AND I SAID, "... SHE GREW UP THERE. THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT."

BECAUSE GILLIAN ANDERSON IS MY POPE

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FOX NEWS WOULD BE PROUD.

IT'S FUNNY TO LOOK BACK AT NOW BECAUSE LATELY I FIND MYSELF BECOMING A JOAN RIVERS FAN. SHE'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, AND I FIND IT NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO HATE SOMEONE WHO DOES SUCH GREAT SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR.