My mom got her head shaved.

She's pretty happy that she has a nice round head, so it doesn't make her look too weird.

I think I've been pushing myself too hard.

I stayed home from class today, because I didn't get any sleep yesterday, I felt soooo woozy when I ended my shift, I have 2 3 fresh wounds on my body, and I am walking funny, and my various limbs hurt ( Read more... )

OMG! Macy! DON'T TOUCH THAT CORAL!

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Herpes outbreak ( Read more... )

Not my house. My stoner neighbors apparently started cooking dinner. Then got stoned. Then vegged out watching TV. Then their kitchen caught fire, and the rest of us living in the compound had to put it out for them. Stupid idiots.

So what happened to me while summer ended ( Read more... )

I think I just got dumped ( Read more... )

Any day where your ass is grabbed by a cute Chinese school girl is a good day.

Dad: Hey son, look what I bought ( Read more... )

I have been propositioned for sex before ( Read more... )

I had a dream where, among other things, I was "volunteered" to be part of an all-naked Dracula staging for an all girl's school, since they had a lack of male actors. Strangely enough, people I've never met outside of my previous dreams showed up both as part of the audience or as my castmates. And of course the play had to be held in a haunted ( Read more... )