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If I'm completely honest, I kinda hoped that, when I woke up this morning, it would be gone. And by 'it,' I mean the twenty or so years I seem to have gained overnight. I mean, nothing against, you know, aging or older women, I'm sure I'd love to be almost forty when I'm… almost forty, but right now? I'm really keen on sticking with this whole

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"I'm sorry," Billy said, sympathetic even though he found the whole idea hilarious. "If it helps, my boyfriend's turned into a girl and I'm not attracted to him at all."

If his love life had to be screwed up for a few days, at least Billy could take comfort in knowing he wasn't alone.

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