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Dec 29, 2010 00:49

Sometimes life was just a shitty old bunch of unfair chocolates and there wasn't no way anyone was getting lemonade out of that.Jason Stackhouse damn well remembered that he wasn't supposed to lick the ferris wheel because his tongue would get stuck. He was reminded of it every time he passed the thing, and Lord help him if anyone else was around ( Read more... )

karen filippelli, kara thrace, george sands, trixa iktomi, carwood lipton, jason stackhouse, keith mars, perseus jackson

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callofkaren December 29 2010, 18:54:38 UTC

"This is incredibly attractive, Jason," Karen said dryly, having come over from the path when she noticed what was going on. She wasn't going to mock -- seemed Jason at least knew he'd been a dumbass -- but that didn't mean she wasn't going to enjoy it, either.

It seemed like the thermos was what he was going for, so she did him a favor and moved it a few inches toward him, just to see where he was going with this.

dickgout December 29 2010, 23:03:23 UTC

Jason ignored the sarcastic comments that he knew were just Karen's way of being incredibly attracted to him and incredibly worried he'd ruin his tongue and she'd never get to feel its power and skill up in her lady parts.

He took the thermos, and unscrewed it, pouring the warm water over his tongue in small doses until he was free and his tongue was numb.

callofkaren December 30 2010, 04:57:32 UTC

It was an interesting way of freeing himself, and Karen had to commend Jason for thinking ahead. Not that it made up for sticking his tongue to a pole, but she was sure he'd appreciate it.

"At least you thought ahead."

dickgout January 1 2011, 04:02:31 UTC

Looking up from where he was rubbing the feeling back into his tongue, Jason paused. "Yeah," he drawled, trying to get the hang of talking without pole in his mouth. "I kinda planned to defeat it this year."

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frakkup December 29 2010, 21:32:06 UTC

"So."

Hip balanced against the ferris wheel not three feet away, Kara regarded Jason and his tongue with interest, if no small amount of disgust.

"Should I leave you two alone?"

dickgout December 29 2010, 23:05:55 UTC

HEY NOW. Jason had gotten blown by a dude, not the other way around. Sure, he still wondered sometimes. Of course, he still wondered what it'd be like if Kara would mount up and ride him like a naughty pony, too.

"HEEEEEELLLLP."

frakkup December 30 2010, 02:51:15 UTC

"Help you do what?" Kara asked, unmoving save for the arch of one eyebrow. "Get its pants off?" She barked out a laugh, breath hanging in the air between them. "Seriously, Jason, what the frak?"

justsookie December 30 2010, 23:57:23 UTC

Even without Jason's rather violent protests and flails, Sookie was sure that part of what had brought her to Jason right then was sisterly instinct, being able to sense that something was off in that neck of the jungle, even as Sookie normally never bothered with the Ferris wheel, and certainly never I'm the winter when the outdoors were chilly almost beyond belief. As it was, she really had to just stop and gape at her brother stuck there. Immediately spotting the thermos, she snatched away before Jason could just manage to tug it until his grip and held it behind her with a smirk.

"I really wish I had a camera with me right now. Or Tara. You know she'd have a ball with this," Sookie remarked, showing no sign of planning to help her poor brother.