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[coffee_sir]

Ianto had woken up a woman. Again. It wasn't as startling this time around, not that he had been wholly unsettled the first time around. But waking up with Charlie in his bed was a much more pleasant experience than waking up to an empty bed and having to ask Gwen for help finding a bra

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[1000_cranes]

Installed at one end of the bar, Charlie sat swinging her feet and sipping her drink and watching her boyfriend work. Her girlfriend.

Her fiance.

She'd woken up not changed and she'd rather enjoyed Ianto being changed, and now she was just sitting and watching people and trying to guess if she knew them or not. There were worse ways to spend an afternoon.

[coffee_sir]

Ianto sidled over to Charlie when he had a free moment, between people asking for drinks, and leaned over the counter with a bit of effort to kiss her cheek. Becoming a woman meant he got quite a bit shorter.

"You know, of all the island's tricks, I mind this one the least."

[1000_cranes]

Charlie leaned to make it easier to kiss her, turning her face to catch Ianto's lips with hers and then tucking his hair back behind his ear.

"It's not so bad, is it?"

[coffee_sir]

He giggled at the move, a distinctly girlish giggle that Ianto didn't mind coming from his mouth anymore. "Nope," he answered. "I'm still me, after all. Better than being someone else."

[echolls_cursed]

It didn't matter how many times Logan stopped by the box, he still seemed to be getting nothing but dresses. Not that he minded, really, but he felt almost obligated to try and find pants. As if that would make him more manly, despite the tits.

From black dress to red dress, Logan was still all leg as he made his way to the hub, curious to see if anyone else he knew had changed... And how many people he could fool into believing he was shiny and new.

Perching himself on a stool at the bar, he crossed his legs and rested on elbow on the counter. Flashing a smirk at anyone who paused long enough to look at him.

[little_moons]

I'm perched on a stool in my frilly pink dress, smoking another cigarette and sipping at something the girl behind the bar served me, when a familiar face and even more familiar pair of legs slide up to the bar. There's that same, sudden aching tug in my chest and my eyes flicker away, tipping ash into a ceramic dish on the bar counter and my hair falling down over my eyes.

"Nice dress," I murmur, my own legs crossed primly, feeling weirdly exposed for the first time all day.

[echolls_cursed]

"Nice tits," Logan replied simply, flashing a smirk and turning a little in his seat.

Even with the sudden sex change and the time that had passed, he still knew it was Neil. He remembered the face and the body about as well as he remembered his own, and he laughed a little as he sipped his beer.

[little_moons]

I look down at them like I'd forgotten they were there, and my dogtags are hanging between them, but there's nothing to tuck them into, so I don't bother. "Yeah, I guess they are," I say, smiling crookedly and leaning my elbows on the bar.

[waltsnothereman]

This was going to be difficult letting go of, Wanda knew that already. It wasn't like the last time she'd woken up as a man. That moody British guy (who, admittedly, could be pretty charming at times), that body was no more his own than Snowbird's had been. But today was different, she'd known it from the moment that her first muttered 'No way' upon waking up came out in a voice that, outside of the odd recording, she hadn't heard in almost two years. Her own. His own

[get_her]

Another island phenomenon, and Ray had been spared this time. He was a little bit disappointed by that, since it would have been interesting to experience life as the opposite sex. He could have even done a little study. Well, maybe a study still can be done, if he can talk to enough of the switched people, even if it won't have the same impact as it would have if he'd had it happen to himself.

The Hub had apparently been bestowed with a much better stocked bar, so Ray got himself a beer and went to have a seat when he spotted someone who looked very familiar - or rather, the hair looked very familiar.

"Hey, do I know you?" he asked, on the off chance that it was just some guy with white hair and not Wanda as a man.

[waltsnothereman]

"I don't know," Wanda said, Ray's timely arrival letting him put the more conflicting nuances of his transformation out of mind for the time being. "Why don't you tell me who you all know and we'll go from there," he deadpanned before breaking out in a broad grin, slapping a palm down on the table.

"Pull up a seat, Ray," he said, debating about it for only a second before adding, "Get to know the real me."

[get_her]

Ray chuckled and took a seat next to her. Him. Her? "I thought that was you, Wanda," he said cheerfully. "Can't miss that hair. Wait, don't I already know the real you?"

[coffee_sir]

Ianto was perfectly content to work the bar for the day, and far into the evening, if anyone needed a bit of relief from their current state. Or from life in general, in fact. It was mildly upsetting of course, to put it nicely, not to have Gwen or Tosh around as support, playing good hostesses, but the less Ianto thought about it, the better he felt. It was just another case of the island taking the piss, something they'd all dealt with before and something they'd all deal with again, and there was a strange sort of comfort in that, Ianto realized, as he wiped down the bar once more. Wouldn't do for it to get spotty.

[bernicesurprise]

"Hello, gorgeous," Benny called out as she sidled up to the bar. She was pretty certain she knew who it was currently serving the drinks, but decided to wait and see how he was going to play it. This whole experience was turning out to be even more fun than she'd thought it would be. "I'll take a gin and tonic, if you please. And make it a double," she added with a cheeky grin that she suspected wasn't quite as cheeky when coming from a man.

[coffee_sir]

Well, it figured he would get hit on sooner or later. Ianto just hadn't figured on it being sooner, to be honest. He had been too wrapped up in his own doings to remember that he made a rather fit woman.

And this person made a rather fit bloke. A bloke he would have noticed before, which told Ianto a lot.

"Coming right up," he answered, mixing the drink quickly and generously. The top he'd stolen from Charlie's clothes wasn't exactly low cut, but as he leaned across the counter to serve the drink, it did the job he wanted it to do. "Anything else I can get you, handsome?" Might as well play along.

[bernicesurprise]

She didn't even bother to pretend she wasn't enjoying the view of gorgeous cleavage she was being offered, as she couldn't see the point. A sleazy man she might be, but bugger all if this wasn't the most fun she'd had since arriving on this madhouse island. "Well, that would depend on what time your shift ends, love."

[ladybuggger]

It doesn't take long once Jen is up and about to see that the island's playing another joke on them, this time making guys into girls and vice versa. She wonders, not for the first time, how often stuff like this happens. And she wonders how often it's going to happen to her, seeing as how she seemed to somehow miss this round. She's heard about people waking up in dinosaur territory; she hopes she'll be lucky enough to miss that one too. Between having a dick for a few days and trying not to get eaten, she'll take the former any day.

It seems like people are gathering in the Hub, and when Jen makes her way inside she can see why. She's not really a big drinker, but she orders herself a strawberry margarita anyway, more for the fact that she can now than anything. She sits herself down at a table and tries to see if she can figure out who people are.

[not_the_s]

It wasn't like Kon normally went up to strangers and...okay, it was exactly like that, but normally, his tone wasn't quite so desperate. "Do you mind if I sit?" he asked, nodding to the empty chair. "Oh, err, and I don't suppose you happen to be a boy the other 364 days of the year?" He can't help but look a little apologetic, but seeing his very best friends as girls and a boy was very disturbing. Not knowing who else out there is a boy in disguise is more than a bit disconcerting.

Especially when he can't help but flirt. He needs someone who's safe. So: the question.

[ladybuggger]

Jen doesn't think she's met the guy, who looks a lot like a teenage Tom Welling, but she smiles a small but friendly smile like she always does with unfamiliar people. "Not at all," she says, gesturing to the chair. "And I'm definitely a girl, 365 days a year."

[not_the_s]

Kon slumped a little, almost groaning in relief. "This is new." They'd been old before. Gar had turned into a normal boy. His best friends with breasts? That was new and a little disturbing. He still hadn't seen, like, Dick or something.

"I'm Conner. A boy 365 days a year, promise." He grinned a little and held out his hand.